the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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100% accurate


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detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

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